Wife to Husband: If I die, I want you to promise me, in the funeral procession, you'll let my mother ride in the first car with you. Husband: All right, but it will ruin my day.
Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes car to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman. Jan was a pretty blonde, ...
1. ACCORDIONATED (ah kor' de on ay tid) adj. Being able to drive and re fold a road map at the same time. 2. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub ...
Take this test...you'll be amazed at what you can find out. Don't cheat, though -- you can't skip around. Say the word "cow" BEFORE each word. 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking ...
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says, "Someone should ...
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One day a little boy was sitting at home trying to find something interesting to do while he waited for Gramma and Grandpa to come for Thanksgiving. He decided to go and see if his mom was doing ...