To impress a woman: > >Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. >Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. >Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with >her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. >Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again >for her. > >To impress a man: > >Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV. Don't forget the beer.....
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